brokkli stupid yall

Brokkli nasty girl. I had some last night trying to look all healthy and well-beings up in TGIFridays on my date with Givawnt. He ask me out a couple weeks ago but I brush him off until he done ask me three times. Then I knowd I got him girl. If you make it easy on the mens they think you easy and they won't be paying for nothing pretty soon. So I take it sloooooow girl. You know what Im talking!

Anyways, we was out and I was trying to be all ladylike and not order what I wanted- ribs, two baked potatoes and a double choclit ice cream butterscotch. Ooh, that thing turn it out like bleach on bloody knee highs girl.

The food come and I see that brokkli looking at me and I said to myself "Oh no, girl." Now you got to eat that mess. I was stelfy girl. He went to the mens room and while he was there I took that brokkli and jammed it my beer mug and got the waiteress to take it away. He never asked nothing. he stupid. But he paid the bill. Okaaaaaaay!!!

Ooh old school jam on right now- Destiny's Child "Can u pay my bills!" I got it turned up and I'm about to go get my dance on!!!